Notes of a drunken teenager

Ok, so me Ebbie and Laura spent the evening in Nottingham moving from pub to pub drinking alcohol. Eventually Laura became very ill and ended up in Wetherspoon's toilets throwing up. Throughout the night I wrote little notes into my phone, I don't have any idea why I did it but I just did. So i'm going to post them exactly as I wrote them. Seriously. Some of them are WTF moments xD

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1:
Lol turben

2:
Im not gonna remember this tomorow so we are in pit and pndlm, its fun.

3:
Laura is wasted, im outside the toilets. This is fail night

4:
Now im sat at the bottom of the stairs and wetherspns. Laura is puking lol. I hope i dont rember this so wehn i find these notes. its fkn hilariou7t. lol hit5er

5:
They are still there.

6:
I just dreamt up that son1 said after zou yomg ones, wtf lol. Erm ok yeah people keep looking at me xd

7:
Lady in read coat just saie is dat ur frend? shes puking on the floorr XD im need to sober up a bit, i might get a red bull and single vodka, doubkf would kill me right now, i migh+ rfcrate thes fosphotography 1 day. i mema sfeing something like it. ONCE.

8:
dun dun dun YEAH

9:
ther was a bok case and it had toilerts in it. hahahaha

10:
ebbie jst came out, she nt very happy. we gonna go soon.

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haha okay thats all of them, I seriously don't remember why I wrote these but apparently I did. I need more nights out drinking with my friends.