all the single ladies :|

You might think this really lame and desperate but I feel like doing a survey and this one came up so shut up.

(Oh god,I'm going to be single forever after reading how picky I am)

Perfect Partner Survey:


Are you single or taken?
Single

Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
I think I do.

Are u going to tell us their name?
Begins with an R.

Do they like you?
Not like that, I don't think.

Do they know you like them/ do you want them to know?
They don't know and I don't want them to.

so to your perfect partner....
what colour hair?
Any

hair style?
Not long, not too short.

hair length?
See above. I don't like long hair on guys, but then I don't like skin heads xD

what colour eyes?
any

what shape face?
erm what?

build?
Slender

height?
I want to say taller than me, but then they would be weirdly tall to other people, just I don't like being the taller one in a relationship. Meh, I wish I were shorter.

beautiful or sweet?
sweet

shy or outgoing?
Outgoing

loving or distant?
loving, what kind of question is that?

smoke?
I'd much prefer it if they didn't, but I smoke when I drink so I guess i'm not one to judge.

drink?
Yeah, but not some raging alcoholic xD

does drugs?
Depends.

tattoos/piercings?
Not excessive.

what would they like doing?
Making things, I can't stand people that don't want to leave a mark or be remembered.

artistic or athletic?
artistic

independant or clingy?
a mixture please. :D

what clothes would they wear?
I really don't mind, as long as its not like, stilletos and a feather boa xD

would you hug often?
yes

would you kiss often?
yep

how often would you have sex?
._. yeah cause thats what I want to discuss...

would it be important in your relationship?
I don't think so, obviously its a big thing but its not the first thing on my mind.

fully describe their personality
Caring, not too outgoing cause i'd get super jealous when they can talk to people easier than me.

fully describe their appearance
Okay, can't.

where would you live?
Together? xD Nottingham hopefully.

would you get married?
I don't know, I'm still weird about gay marriage and all that.

would you have children?
Once again, I don't know.

which side of the bed would you like?
Right

sleep in each others arms or apart?
depends.

will you ever meet this person or have you already met them?
Already met my crush, still yet to meet the one xD Bit young at the moment.

Older or younger?
Preferbly same age but if not, slightly older.

Serious or carefree?
A mixture

Spontanious or hesitant?
Once again, somewhere inbetween.

Brutally honest or tight-lipped?
see above answer ;>>

Beautiful or intelligent?
ffs,

Movie or a resturant?
Movie. I'm weird about people watching me eat.

What film actor should they most be like?
What is this I don't even.

What singer should they most be like?
I can't be arsed with this anymore, i'll stay single thanks.

Should they make all the money?
No, I hate depending on others for money.

Do they need to cook?
Not really. xD GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH

What is their best body part?
BRAINZ

What body part do you not care about?
Feet? lolwut

Desk job or physical labour?
Either

What car should they drive?
Doesn't matter (seriously wtf)

What one thing completely turns you off?
erm. Football? xD I suck.

What one thing completely turns you on?
erm... Next question ('>__>)